The eel’s pause gave Kim far too long to weigh how incredibly stupid this impulse was – as if the tattoo covering his wrist weren’t reminder enough of how irrevocable some rash ideas could be.

Bastard could hold onto a grudge like he had Superglue hands.

Men are such idiots. I think I’ll be gay.” Aaron put his arm around her shoulder. “At least then you won’t get pregnant.

As the class went through the Greeks and the Romans and the Renaissance painters, (who were easy enough to remember if you’d ever seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) there was more dick on display than in a locker room.

Aaron held him and reached down to free a surprisingly big cock, measuring it with his hand. "Wow, where'd you get all this?""Stole it from my last boyfriend.""Knew you were trouble.

With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was perfect for blow jobs. If he sang along, his tongue did interesting things.

The ring was there to say they were a team, a reminder that they were in this together, almost like a private joke only the two of them got.

Tony knew if he ever needed anything done again, he was calling on the Lesbian Network of Massachusetts. Those girls worked fast. And they were everywhere.

Noah’s eyes fixed on his, and the vulnerability Cameron saw there tightened his chest until it was almost too hard to say it.

I already gave you my ass. I guess you can have my hand too.